Dear Dumb Diary

The working life....tiring...

2010-01-06T03:34:00.000-08:00

hei there. i noe.. its been a loong time since i've updated... cuz i am damn busy and tired from work... well.. noe lets talk about the work i am doing now... as an assistant teacher in a kindergarten my mom works as. very tiring. to tell u ppl in detail... its like teaching in a class full of little Kims' and LIlians' and one or two Flyns'.... a lot of Phoebes' and Eunices'... and thats the reason why the job is soo tiring. not to mention that i always getbthe feeling of choping them up, paste them back.. only to chop them up again. its that annoying...

i work 8.30 to 6.00, where i work as an assistant teacher in a class for morning session, then when morning class is over, i take care of the full day program children, where the children after finishing class will have lunch, then mandi, have their nap, and then homework coaching. comparing with wat i do in the morning... this is alot better. not to mention that during the child care in the afternoon is quite enjoyable since my little darling is there... hehe.

ok. thats all for now, so tired from work...

sooo bored....

2009-12-19T04:34:00.000-08:00

I am soo bored at home...... its been soo long since the end of SAM. all i've done everyday is...
-wake up
-watch tv
-sleep
-facebook
-eat
-watch tv
-facebook
-eat somemore
-sleep
-daydream
-watch tv
-facebook
-end of the day..

u see....? thats wat i've been doing since then . and starting from next monday i'll be starting work again..."sobs" ... and i'lll be facing that bunch of kids again.....but at least i'll get to see my baby ....and i heard he will be in class 2c. hope i can get to teach that class..... he is soo cute and annoying and the same time... so unlike that KIM....

so thats all that has been going on on my life.... i miss E6 a lot.... luckily i can still keep in touch through facebook...hehe. so ired...wanna continue to watch youtube...... thats all for now.

the end of moral class ...and BBQ at jessica's hse...

2009-11-24T21:53:00.000-08:00

yesterday we planned a bbq at Jessica lew's hse....so after our moral class we went straight to her hse.....so some of them drove off to go get the stuff needed for the bbq, while me and a few others stayed....playing with Jessica's dog Roxy....damn cute. and we literally screamed a few songs at the living room....then when the stuff is here...we started preparing...bla..bla..bla.....

Lets skip the boring procedure of how we defrost the sausages and stuff....moving on...after a few rounds of bbq sausages....everyone suddenly got high....cuz there are some couples at the party..so these Sakais decided to establish this club called the "singles club"....i noe ...damn sad rite...so obviously those "taken" are not allowed to sit on the swing thingy...cuz they are not the "member"....the funniest thing is.....haiz..they even won't let ME sit there as well....cuz "kononnya" there is something going on between me aand the PH......like...wat the heck.....
seriously...this thing has been going on and on since Pn.Nor started the "oh....since PH and Yee Leng always fight therefore they will somehow get together..". Ei, i damn kesian wan lo okay....?
Its bloody annoying especially when u have classmates like MINE.
Other than that..the party is fun...we laughed a lot...danced a lot, and eat a lot too....tjhen PH suggest that we drive to Puteri Hills to look at the night scenery...... so Transformers drove there...thats one car...Ph drove ...thats two.. and the dumbass Shauna drove there too...... man that idiot drives me crazy....she is the sickess creature in this universe, she is so dumb that calling her a dumb blonde is an insult to the blondes .......oh god!whenever i talk abt her i will get sooo angry............

In conclusion....everything is fun........will miss E6 a lot man......

my god....! the freedom....!!!!!!

2009-11-17T18:43:00.000-08:00

for once....i am so glad that i am in SAM...cuz its over ........! after the okay, okay accounts paper....me and Chai chyn went green box... and scream our hearts out...( and throats as well).....what can i say...this blog has been long abandoned....since dunno how many months before finals...now that it over.....i can only concentrate on my final paper.....PROM!yup...i stayed over last nite at CC's hse...and i studied the fashon magazines till late nite ok.........see...i sooooo"rajin" rite? for this subject sure can get A20 wan.....hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
i will see my mood tomolo......maybe i'll post some pics from prom and clubing........

CAN'T WAIT FOR TONITE........lots of stuff to do now..!

Feeling wobbly?

2009-10-01T00:44:00.000-07:00

It happenned yesterday....on the 30th of september......... i was on the B floor of taylors..... then all of a sudden i was feeling wobbly....hmm....i said to myself....must be hungry or too tired.... then when i came out they start to evacuate everyone from the building...then only i realise it aws not me who was shaking just now....it was the ground...yes...Malaysia is experiencing an aftershock of the earthquake in Sumatera.... i think it was a magnitude of 5.1...... but anyway....at the same time thare was also an huge...and i do mean huge earthquake at the Samoa islands.....at the scale of 9.15..... its creepy and exciting at the same time...my first earthquake experience......

but anyway when i came to class this morning, i found out that one of my classmate'd dad was trapped in a building in Indon, he was severely hurt. he called my classmate...as they were talking the lines gone off....my class mate was so worried and she started crying ....there is still no news about her dad till now......

so all my friends who are reading this blog.....please pray for this classmate of mine......all prayers and best of luck to her...and her dad.....

Boredom....

2009-09-08T03:10:00.000-07:00

i am currently sitting in the web temaning Kim the Jackass , to waste time here till 6 pm so that she can go buy her mcd..... nothing much happened, just had my ratio ( accounts) test today..... kinda screwed up la.... typical right? and my trials is another 5 days time, with the fact that i have NOT started studying yet cuz i was... am..... feeling lazy. shalll wait till tonite when i'll be going over to Kim's place yo "study" ..... hope it works , or else i'm so dead for my trails..... wish me luck!...

oh..... and probably i'll be going to sunway lagoon after trials with the decepticon and the others. wooohooo!

my 18th birthday.......

2009-08-29T02:18:00.000-07:00

Today i am finally 18! thanks to all my friends for ur gifts and wishes... especially to Kim who planned the gathering at kfc... thanks again.... then to those who came for the gathering too..... Li ying , Kim, Esther, Reen, Michelle, Lilian. too bad Lene can't come , but thanks for the wishes too! now will be the presents....

From Kim and Esther....

I name it Kimster....haha . This is not a good picture... real life is a lot cuter..

then this is from Lilian the donkey...

the cup originally is written calm and gentle... but this donkey.....

sengaja go and stick until like this..." NEITHER calm NOR gentle".. damn lame right?

then there is also from Michelle.....

haha....damn cute right? so i damn happeeee, cuz got 2 cute bears this year.... together with this funny cup that would give me happy for years to come.... not to forget the cheese attack.....

pictures time... Esther and MichelleLilian the donkey...

Li Ying.....

Hei..... who took this?

me and Kimmy....

group pics...

Tagged by Kimmeh the babi...

2009-08-22T20:36:00.000-07:00

To let others to know you better.
1. How many family members do you have?
4+2
2. What status are you now?
Addicted to NCIS, sushi and Josh Duhamel!
3.How many times do you been in a relationship?
non.... :( yet...
4.Your nickname by your family and friends?
wormy, chung-chung, Yee leng, Chong, Barney..... and infinite...
5.The best line of yours?
you suck....
6. Best friend?
haiz.... Kim~...
7.Best song for you?
Taking back my love, Enrique Iglesias.
8. Favourite colour of yours?
purple
9.any pets?
pumpkin and happy!
10.any arguement with your best friends that you stated above?
Ya.... she say she rocks, but i insist she suck! haha
11. Who is the perfect stranger for you?
Josh Duhamel/Michael Weatherly.( damn sad)
12.what is your best snacks?
duh....chocolates! need to ask?
13. Do you ever miss someone?
sometimes...
14.most crazy thing you did ever?
Flirt with a stool in the lab ( on a dare...hate u Hazel!)
15.Have you ever sleep with your parents?
Of course!
16.Have you ever kiss anyone same sex as you?
mom...
17.Are you pure?
pure bitchy and talkative...
18.Have you ever did something illegal?
does cursing count?
19.wish to kiss someone right now?
nah...
20.sleep with any opposite sex before?
dad...
21.What T size are you?
wats that?
22.Any represent in sport?
haha...no.
23.Your dreamland?
lots of hot guys with lots of money....
24.Have you achieve your dream?
'sobs' ....no...
25.List down 3 most influence and the one you need the most!
family, friends, myself
26. what make you most excited?
getting b'day presents...
27.Do you feel yourself important?
sometimes, rarely...
28.The song with your love one?
nope...
29.Aim for now?
finish my psych proposal and econs presentation.
30.How you spend your weekend most of the time?
sleep and watch tv... eat also!
31.Do you own any property?
my body?
32.How many kids you wish to have in future?
a boy and a girl...
33. Any secret talker now?
apa tu?
34. List 5 best mates beside the 2 above.
li ying, esther, lene, lilian, my sis.
35.The one you most respect?
parents...
Now tagged at least 6 peoples do this tag!
1. yee won
2. manda
3. Lene
4. lilian
5. eunice
6. Anyone who wants to do this tag

I'm not "weak"....let me out!

2009-08-21T06:34:00.000-07:00

I am now stuck at home... even though am having holidays.... currently being "quarantined" by my mom... cuz now h1n1 very teruk... and she say i am "weak" cuz i have a history of asthma... :(
I noe... damn sad... oh well, now to think, time really flies... it feels like yesterday when i just started SAM, with new freinds new surroundings, and all. Time is hectic for the past few months, and we are now on the verge of finishing our syllables. just last week we had our charity carnival, and i have organised the watermelon eating competition.... it was very stressing, but thanks to all my classmates and teachers' support... it was a good experience...

of course, as the organiser, i have decided to take part as well.... hehe that round was me , Kim and Phoebe....

and the result was......I WON!!!!! yeah man.... i totally rock!(i noe its kim's line, but i use it anyway..)

the best thing was ... before the competition kim said she would totally beat me.... haha!

and now i shall stop, for i have to finish my psych proposal, study for my accounts and psych test, and also prepare for my econs presentation.

very wrong...

2009-07-26T21:34:00.000-07:00

only just now, Tagachi brought us to go eat char kuey teow, and i have to pay for it! but she will treat me dinner tonite.....right??? but thats not the main topic today..... wat is the real topic is the fact that wat she had told us....

after eating...

Jess: come, lets excersice our stomach after eating.....
Tagachi: ei, hello..... u can't excersice after u eat...u will end up getting a big belly and a stomach ERECTION. When its suppose to be contration.....

and Jess has officially been named Squidward....

so does Puy Hoong with the name GoGo...

p.s this is dedicated to Kim with the virus....

temporary freedom

2009-07-24T06:44:00.000-07:00

i am freeeeeee!!!!! so long to the screwed up mid year.... now is time to focus on the charity carnival, and trials....oh man! together in the list of to-do's are such as my presentation for psycho and english, maths common test 3[ officially hate maths...] and check out the universities....in new zealand.

it has suddenly occur to me that no matter where i go....there is always a 'nickname' for me..... like in convent i get things like ulat, wormy, cirit, candy, ah yee, and so many more......

i thought i would never get anything like that after i left convent...

mana tau......haizzzzzz

now in college, i repeat... in college... the same thing is happening again. now its not because of my name, its cuz of the purple jacket that i'm wearing to class..... wat the heck wei......
guess wat they call me now....

BARNEY.......!

i mean ..... seriously wat the heck.... so i decided to give them names to....humph! for example.....

krish - Tagachi
Sze Ying - Aggresive driver, decepticon
jess - haa! got you a name de... remember abusive mother? haha, gotcha....

even Kim has one.... but its too vulgar to be mentioned in here....

so thats all for today dear dumb diary... nite!

my new friend...the transformer(decepticon)

2009-07-15T22:44:00.000-07:00

recently, i became close to my classmate, her name Sze Ying aka decepticon..... and she is disturbing me now...ya i noe so evil....see....kacau somemore....humph! seriously arr u....decepticon....stop disturbing me ah....and stop making that innocent face , its not working anymore.....
okay ppl, this sze ying is in E6, at first we were not so close, but then slowly i realise that she is not as innocent as i thought. so we manage to click laa.... evil minds think alike...right?....stop playing la bodoh!!!! and this girl also have a lot of nickname......such as....
- aggresive driver....can tottaly beat my dad...
- wrapper...cuz one day me and krish want to kacau her, but she turn and say " don't disturb me or i WRAP u..." when its suppose to be rape u.
- decepticon....so evil....

ok la , cuz its time for class and this bodoh keep kacau me.....so thats all...

Happeeee....

2009-07-03T21:27:00.000-07:00

has finnaly finished my econs test .....awaiting for Kim's return to Subang and then create havoc together at Taylors.....by the way , yesterday when i was walking out of Taylors....there was a jam there...as usual...and when i looked into the taxi that stopped in front of me...guess who i saw sitting in the front passenger seat....come on....take a guess.....Esther? no.. Lene? no.... Eunice?! no....but how i wish...well..... i saw......AUNTY PAT!!!! talk about fate and wat a small world this is.....

My personality...

2009-06-26T21:14:00.000-07:00

Hei ppl, wats up? Haven seen the convent babes for centuries.... except Phoebe and Ng la.... Kim is on holiday...( damn you) so is Manda.... anyway, back to my topic today. Yesterday for my psycho class, we're starting a new chapter on personality... and our class justed finished out accounts paper, total screw up...so Ms Audrey made us play this ice breaking game....

each of us had a paper stuck on our backs, then in another piece of paper, write down u're personality. Without showing to anybody of course.... then go around class and the ppl will write wat they think ur personality means... and the results is....

- very fun and nice [ so sweet...]
- funny[ i noe]
- noisy[ as usual]
- smart girl[really?]
- violent[in born la]
- very tolerant and loud[ i see]
- Healthy[ is that a personality?]
- likes chocolates[ oh, u noe me so well]
- Barney[ thats not a personality dumb ass ! Puy Hoong]
- like subway[ say who]
- naughty[ hehe..i see]
- smart girl + funny[thank you, thank you..]
- smart[ again?]
- Big purple Dino[ Barney la in short, its really not my fault i like purple u noe]
- grumpy & funny[ am i grumpy? =( ]

well, wat can i say...... anyway , note to Lene and Lilian, i found u guys another sidekick. Her name is Chai Chyn, and she pronounces chicken as Checkean..... reminds me of u guys man.... remember Basko and Ala Carteh? haha miss u guys....

the lazy post

2009-05-28T21:23:00.000-07:00

yes , i noe...the blog died like dunno since when ...but thats because i am a sad SAM program studentd, everyday my life is revolved in homework , quizes and test and actually-is-addmaths-punya-maths....arggghhhhh....!!!
But ....now here i am sitting here in the web , waiting 4 my dad to come pick me up. oh well i would say this week is not as hectic and crazy as the other weeks of typical college life, cuz this week is my Malaysian studies week , and everyday i sit in the lecture theatere , for 6 hours everyday until my butt also flat..... at least i have my whacked up classmates to entertain me.... ya, ya... ppl like Subway boy Joe , or that ever so annoying Pui Hong , not to mention all the corrupted girls of E6...... and some really amusing things happen ;

1. yesterday i had to watch this movie about Mahatma Gandhi , and his ever sexy pose in that all so sexy shorts...and a quote from him that i will always remember when the British has implemented this new rule of having the Hindus to finger print and all that crap....and he said " ....and that makes our wifes and mothers whores , and all of us are bastards..."

2. then , the day before yesterday , we had this talk about HIV and AIDS . The climax of this event is they actually demonstrate to us how to use a condom. Which includes how to open it the correct way , which side is the right side , and how to put the condom on the penis......using a stick of some sort la....i noe wat u guys were thinking right ......

well , then last night i went dinner with this two spoiled-brain dopes , Manda and Shimi , and we had Kinabalu cuisines for dinner , then we went snowflake for dessert cuz it came out on tv that day, and then we went snookering at asian cafe. and we almost died of lung cancer last night wei..... cuz the smoke is dan concentrated.....

as a conclusion......for the whole one week of Malaysian Studies , all i have learned from Mr.Ari are ways to unite malaysians , as one of our country's aim , oneness of Malaysia... is through;
-multi racial breast feeding ( e.g. a chinese baby should be breastfeeded by malay or indian women)
- multi racial marriage ( no...its not like a chinese marry an indian , but its one man marry 3 wifes , a chinese an indian , and a malay)
- and the role model tha we should learn from to succeed in uniting is....prostitutes....as they don't care who and what race u are, they still provide you services.

i noe, damn sweat right? weelll.....thats all

In the hibernating mood....

2009-05-08T18:24:00.000-07:00

oh well....time for just a short post, sorry Manda , still can't do ur tag yet cuz i have test like everyweek.....thats life of a SAM student... should have taken ICPU..... den it won't be so stressful.... my life won't be a continuous torture.... and i would get Candyman to teach me.... [ for those who don't noe...candyman is the hot angmoh teacher atICPU , but Kim thinks he's ugly....watever...]
seriously in a hibernating mood .... everyday will be wake up , go to class, come back , sleep. then wake up , eat dinner , watch tv , sometimes study , sleep again....u see.....sometimes i go swimming too.... have absolutely no idea wat to do in my life....so when to c my psycho teacher , Ms Audrey , who is really cool... and acording to her... with my ever so bossy attitude , i would be suitable with jobs that has to do with people....which means lots of socially ya....example of these jobs are public relations , human resource , and corporate training which i have no freakin idea is that , but it sounds kinda cool .....ok...thats all for now....anna go hibernate somemore.....nitez

College life.... tiring

2009-03-25T01:05:00.000-07:00

yes ppl, i'm back....n i'm now doing this in college library... just out of class...tired n sleepy and frustrated with the thousands of homework .... ok, not really a thousand but i have like accounts , econs, english [ just a bit] , and A WHOLE CHAPTER OF MATHS !!! I don't really like my accounts teacher...cuz she is the dreaming kind of teacher but she nice la... just her teaching suck...and she's my class mentor somemore...it means like class teacher...got my student ID....the pic looks okay....normal la....totally love psychology....1st cuz its fun , the teacher is fun , and most importantly.... no homework...at least for now...ok...thats all... gotta go do my ever-so-torturing homework.....bye.

New look...

2009-03-21T00:06:00.000-07:00

yes ppl, i have taken the initiative to get a new look.... cuz at 1st i tried doing it by myself...and i ended up screwing the entire thing....so all...no, no , no....many credits to Lilian for doing it for me...

Confused

2009-03-11T23:07:00.000-07:00

well....i have no idea wat to say.....about 2 hours ago , i got the results that determines my future....and i've been stressing about it since last friday....as i saw my results....i was practically speechless.....stuck in the middle...8 As' , 3 Bs'.......but out of 8 , i got like 3 A1 ne.....so its kinda sad....i did'nt cry .....yet......till Wendy popped out next to me ....and she got straight As'.......ya....that was when i started tearing.....and it got worse......i finished like the whole packet of tissue......

andthe best thing was...i have no idea y am i crying....its not like i cried cuz i got like very good results.....neither was it bcuz i got bad results....so y tears....? [macam sudah mati suami type / sudah menang 1 million bucks]

and if u guys noe me well....u might noe how much i hate physics.....ya.....how funny to mention it...the 3 A1s'....1 english , 1 maths , and.......i have never imagine this....PHYSICS!!! Talk about irony.....

and now i'm sitting here....felling chilled.....i have come to accept wat was given to me....my dad was with me.....thank god...and he somehow could tell i was kinda dissapointed ....and he sort of consoled me....and i think wat he said was right...its not all about hard work and inteligence.....its also about luck....and now i thank god for wat i got.....also credits to all my friends who consoled me.....and also my dad....

LOVE YOU , DAD!!!!

The Rockness of me....

2009-02-20T04:23:00.000-08:00

Yes....my friends.... i have officially gotten my P license....[ Hooray] about the test though...although most of them prefer to go on the road....i on the other hand ENJOYED the parking best. Not just the parking, but also bukit and three pointer. Honestly...i totally sucked on the road...and the nervousness that u get when ur waiting to go on the road....is worse than spm man....

u cannot imagine what happened to me during on the road.....i was super the nervous, as i got in the car... and greet the officer ...then i fixed the seat, the mirror,clutch, wiper, signals,and stuff like that.....so , after i checked everything, i put down the hand brakes and go. the things i did just now was exactly wat i did....do you see wat was missing?

no?

well, its' until i was half way on the road and i realised....I FORGOT TO PUT ON THE SEAT BELT!!!

my reaction was this....

me{monolog}: oh, shit....[i whispered]..where's my seat belt

and after a few seconds....

officer: eh...amoi, mana seat belt?

me: Err...saya......lupa.

can u imagine that? somemore the fella got deduct a few points cuz gear tak sesuai...{sweat...}

but yes....i passed...haiz...

nothing much about bukit and all though, cuz it was a breeze and i had enjoyed it....thats all about my P.

i would also like to tell u guys that tomorrow i will be enrolling at Taylors....March intake.....ICPU.....and i will be living in My Place....which means i will be staying with Kim, Phoebe, and Ng. not directly la... Phoebe and Ng are living and the same unit...while Kim and I live in seperate units. =( but its ok....

and thats all for today....xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo!

My 1st day at work.....officially....

2009-01-06T04:16:00.000-08:00

Hei....long time no see.....yeah, i noe, i did'nt update for a looong time....cuz of 1 word.....lazy.....anyways.....yesterday, 5th of January 2009, was my 1st day of work, as a teacher [ or more like babysitter] at AppleKing Kindergarden.the following was wat i did .....

7.00 a.m - mom woke me up. at this time! for ppl who enjoys her beauty sleep like me...its absolutely frustrating like nobody's business.somemore just bcuz had to do aerobics before going to work.

8.30 a.m - reach kindergarden. i was on duty at the playground. so look after the kids, while watching the other teachers dealing with those crying , screaming and wailing children

9.00 a.m - the bell rings. all the students head to their classes. i was assigned to assist a teacher in a 4 yr old class. yup, where all the crying, sreaming, wailing,biting, scratching and kicking are.and i am very proud to tell you....i faced about 7 of these troublesome species.and i have succeeded in calming 4 of them..[ and today....2 of them were my Darlings.....haha]

12 noon - the climax begins....for 0nce...i think facing Norlia is not the worst thing ever...as i was feding this boy... dah la he so lembap...macam cacat dari segi fizikal....den he kept trying to sneak away to the playground...so i pull his hand...and he turn around.....PAK!!! that idiot dare to hit me! on the face somemore...my glasses fell on the ground...and i was shocked to the max as i fell my fire rising to 1000 degree celsius.....i tell u...if it was'nt b'cuz there were other parents there...i would have slaped him 10 times...then pluck out all his hair ...and then strangle him to death.

12.30 noon - bathing time. i was in charge in helping to bathe the BOYS......about details....don't ask....

2.00 p.m - nap time. God!!!! finally, rest time.

4.00 p.m - wake up, tea break, then taught the 5 yrs old moral.

5.30 p.m - balik kampung.

its very tiring....but quite fun la.....my hands were sore man.....imagine carrying 3 kids....one after another...trying to stop them crying.

Anyway, today i confirmed myself 3 Darlings.......all of them were 4 yrs old,

#1 . Lee Kai Yang, boy boy.
#2 . Esther [ not Chai Ling, this one a lot cuter]
#3 . Elizabeth Wan [ yes, Kim....she is chinese...but she looks like angmoh .....damn cute...just
like a doll. haha]

p.s. i will try to load their pics at my next update....till then......

After SPM.......my 1st driving experience...

2008-11-29T02:04:00.000-08:00

haha....wow. I today officially start learning driving. Auto somemore.....just in my taman, on the way back home....so me and my mom switched places.....
I stepped on the accelerator, and almost killed someone's maid,
almost knocked 4 cars......and u don't wanna noe the rest.....me my mom and
my sis were screaming like nobody's business.....imagine la....

The song tag

2008-09-26T02:57:00.000-07:00

The steps of this game is
i)Put ur iTunes , windows Media Player or handphone player on shuffle.
ii)For each question,press the 'next' button for ur answer
iii)no cheating! i curse u stomach ache for the whole weekend den u noe...watever song is shown..put ni..
iv)comment if u want to after the answer

The game begins;

1. If someone asks,"is this ok?"
Sway , Michael Buble[ the fella might think i'm nuts la...]

2.How would u describe urself?
Sweetest girl , Wyclef Jean [wow. hey...i did'nt cheat ok ? i put a curse..remember?]

3.What do you like in a guy/girl?
Take u there , Sean Kingston [i dunno la]

4.How do u feel today?
Beautiful , Christina Aguilera [ ya...a beautiful day for a "sweet" girl like me]

5. What is ur life purpose?
low , Flo Rida ft. T-Pain [ wat ?! no.....]

6What is ur life motto?
Hazel eyes , Kelly Clarkson [ i'm starting to think this game does not understand me...look at my innocent hazel eyes yall !]

7.What do ur friends think of you?
Gemilang , Jaclyn Victor[ haha...i noe...i noe...]

8. What do u think of ur parents?
Qian li Zhi Wai , Jay Chou [ it means A thousand miles away...wow...so close huh?]

9. What do you think about very often?
Do it well , J.LO [OMG.....this is wrong...]

10. what is 2+ 2 ?
i'm glad , J.Lo [ya...glad i noe how to count 2+2]

11.What do u think of ur best friend?
Glamourous [ err....kinda la actually]

12.what do you think of the person u like?
Handle me, Robyn [ hey...no way... i'm in charge]

13.wat is ur life?
I'm so hot , 183 club [ haha...can believe it...so dumb]

14.What do you want to be when you grow up?
never again , Kelly Clarkson [ya...never again see Norlia...haha]

15. What do you think of when you see the person you like?
Yes, I love you , 5566 [ haha...so true]

16. What will you dance to at your wedding?
Make love in this club , Usher [ huh?..er...ok la...got feel also la...]

17. What will they play at your funeral?
Hero , 183 Club [ aww...so nice of them...]

18. What is your hobby/ interest?
Witch doctor remix , Alvin and the Chipmunks [rite...so I like being a witch doctor]

19. What is your biggest fear?
Kiss kiss , Holly Valance [ erm...ya...if is byugly people...hehe]

20. What is your biggest secret?
My heart will go on,Celine Dion [ya , my secret is...I have a heart that will go on beating for the
next million years...even after I die...haha]

21. What do you think of your friends?
kiss kiss , Chris Brown [ hahaha...ya...SLUTS!Its ok...I still think u guys are Bitchy Sluts that
rock!]

22. What will you post this as?
A thousand miles , [ ya...totally a thousand miles far from what i want ....bloody hell....

23.What song would u play during ur 1st time having sex?
Lady Marmalade(Moulin Rouge),Christina Aguilera [ ya...would be a suitable song for that time]

Tag;
-Kim
-lilian
-Lene
-Reen
-Eunice
-whoever felt like doing it

The third time.....

2008-09-14T22:58:00.000-07:00

yea,yea...i know...i'm suppose to study now....but then ..i got tagged by Manda...again....the bloody third time ! so here goes...

1.MY top 10 most favourite food
-mcd
-pizza
-kenny rogers
-seafood
-mcd mudpie mcflurry
-cheese macaroni
-Baskin Robins
-Dunkin Donuts
-Afnatul's cookies
-secret recipe cakes

2.10 things i love to do
-gossip
-sleep
-watch tv
-read
-blogging
-online
-play with my dog/s
-eat
-shopping
-play tricks on ppl

3. 5 types of guys that i like
-enigmatic
-hot bod
-sexy smile
-rich
-not asian

4. 5 things i love to do when i'm emo
-talk to friends
-curse in front of Kim
-see Lene get jack
-ask lilian to talk nonsense
-eat food with a lot of dairy products

5. 5 things that i like to do when i'm happy
-pick a fight
-jack someone
-talk
-listen to music
-eat

6.10 ways to win my heart
-shower me with gifts
-make me laugh all the time
-protective
-understands me
-take me to high class restaurants every once a week
-kind
-sing me love songs[of course must have nice voice 1st la]
-write me love poems
-plays the piano well
-praises me a lot [i noe..i'm vain]

7.My 5 top most favourite junk food
-caramel puding
-chocolates
-chips
-lolipops
-wafer with chocolate sauce and lots of whip cream

8. 5 things i wish could happen
-i get straight A's for SPM
-They kick me out of NS and put Kim and Lilian in instead..haha
-i won a million dollars
-a hot ang moh guy that fell madly in love with me
-i could eat all i want and i still get a hot bod

9. 10 ridiculous things i wish to do before i die
-kill Norlia
-eat my heart out
-kiss Fergie's husband[i forgot his name]
-blow up the Pm's office
-sun bathe at a nude beach in Paris
-have my own world tour
-kill all the racist bastards
-get to be a judge in american idol with Simon
-Slap Pamela Anderson's boobs
-witness KIm and Esther getting married

10. My top 10 recently most addicted songs
-Dangerous , Akon
-damaged , Danity kane
-Showstopper,Danity kane
-lucky , Jason Mraz and Colbie Caillat
-sos , Jonas brothers
-Its not over , Chris Daughtry
-Over you , Chris Daughtry
-burnin up , Jonas brothers
-One step at a time , Jordin Sparks
- Say(all i need) , Naim The Zewoo

*the 10 ppl i want to tag
-Kim
-Lilian
-Lene
-Reen
-Kelly
-Naim
-Eunice
-lis ong
-Ah Wong
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Got tagged by Manda...again...15 weird things about myself

2008-09-12T21:17:00.000-07:00

when i'm upset or angry...i must have dairy...eventhough i'm allergic to it...so sad...
in the afternoons,when i'm at home...[dad not home of course] i'll just wear my shirt with underwear...shh....
i don't know if its weird...but i'm actually already planning how to bercurang after i'm married....
when i like a show....i will buy the dvd of that show and watch it everyday
i have to wash my hair at least once or twice a day or else i will feel very uncomfy {thats why i'm so tortured when i'm at camp....cuz i can't bath twice a day...so no NS!}
whenever i need to concentrate...i need to chew...on food!
the part of my body i adore the most is my hair and my nails...
my ideal occupation is to be a millionare housewife
i hate facing the camera
i have amnesia...seriously...like when i talk to someone...and after 2 seconds....i'll just forget what the hell i have just said...
i hate guys with facial hair[ eyebrow n eye lashes not counted] cuz i think they're disgusting
when i'm facing someone that goes all emo and lame[not u michelle]...i tend to react with violence
when i hate someone ...i will go all cursing that fella and all , but i tend to forget wat i hate them for the next day..unless its like really pain-in-the-ass case
i think sleeping is a joy of life
i love guys with long eyelashes[i noe its not weird...but i'm out of things to list

ok, i tag reen,lilian,lene,kim ah wong , renu,eunice,my sis.so u have to do it.....haha

Lene....Lene...haiz....

2008-09-11T03:10:00.000-07:00

Ok. This happenned a long time ago...this post is actually special for Lilian cuz that day she ponteng Mumtaz tuition....for those of you who don't know,Mumtaz teach us BM....so that day we were suppose to present the Tun Beraim Bapa...a damn-ass-boring story....but thanks to Lene....its was a very interesting class that day...

M: ok...Charlene...mula...[its typical la...she seems to love picking on lene..]
Lene:oh...ok...cerita tu start kata yang sultan tu nak mandi...yang sultan Ahmad tu...
M:Sultan Ahmad?! sah tak baca.....
Lene:bukan....bukan...saya ada baca....[panicking]...wat's the fella's name....oh....Tun
Beraim Bapa!
M:Apa peralatan dia guna?
Lene: wat?...selepas dia mandi?
M: bukan...semasa dia mandi...
Lene:[confused]masa mandi?Tuala?Sabun?..oh!...limau dan...dan...bedak![feeling proud]
M:kenapa nak guna limau?[se...sengaja picking on lene...poor thing]
lene:[confused] kenapa guna limau?....{whispering}..but its not in the text..[but she tried also]
umm...sebab nak fresh....nak refresh....
M:ok...betul la tu....pas tu ?
lene:lepas tu...dia naik kuda gila tu...pas tu terbang...
M:buat apa nak naik kuda gila?
Lene:nak terbang...show kehebatan...
M: kepada siapa?
Lene:{squinting on the board} Pk...Pk...pedekar ke....ke...kela.....
M:kepala?!ish...ish...{trying to help} yang jual ais krim tu....
lene:[act smart]...krim?[mind you our lene is kinda slow] wat krim?...oh...Keling...

ya. that was the conversation la...although lene tried very hard...but still she got punished...so kesian...haha...so like that la...lene plays a very important part in making the class enjoyable...hmm....too bad la...who ask Mumtaz to always pick on our poor lene....

p.s.in case u don't get the ais krim and the Keling part;u noe when ais krim man comes and he rings the bell.."kling..kling"...so kling = Keling...get it now...so ya..thats about it...

wait a minute!...since we are on the topic of lene...an extra something for u guys..when lene speaks....

Lene: hei...i wan the baksko ayam ...[when its actually bakso...]

or...

Lene:[at secret recipe] erm...can i have the laksana...[when shes' suppose to pronounce it as ;
la....sag....na...]

ya...thats our lene.....but don't you laugh Lilian.....at least she didn't say ala carte as ala car...teh...
hehe....ok...so much for today! alah....don't kecik hati la k?

Goodbye sweet 16.....

2008-08-29T04:13:00.000-07:00

Thats right, that sweet, understanding,kind,generous,innocent,naive,intellegent me is officially 17.Which means...
The good:Hello, driving...
The not so good:This will be the last birthday with my friends,and a long time with my family.
But then , today was a very memorable day...thanks to all my friends and my family....ok,today...wake up and check my phone,got a happy Bday wish from Michelle...brush teeth. change and all the usual routine...got downstairs...mom wish...then go to skol.Then got wish by friends and all. The 1st gift igot was from Reen...a pink pig that resembles Naim.then got no perhimpunan...a gift from Norlia...so sweet of her isn't it...watever..so Pn.Sakun came in and gave us work...doing her work{i very good girl wan ok?} suddenly heard this faint voices singing "Happy Bday" song...then I saw the whole Jing-gang at the front door seriously i tell u i really felt like crying de...then finish singing de..suddenly this Li Ying pop out of no where with a HUGE Dog-a-bear.so happy....hmmm...then all as normal...after skol, me my sis and Lilian went to KFC to "Chop" place.Then order things to eat ...send my sis to skol...then came back and do the cut-cake ceremony...then came the cream attack..ok...it was'nt really attack la...but got threaten"Chong,if u dowan ur uniform to kena..then don't fight..."so terpaksalah i buat seperti yg disuruh....and like Transformer like that..i "transformed" into a clown with green n blue eyeshadows...then Manda they all went left me , Kim,Lu ting,Michelle n Eunice. So,Kim want me to share my luck with her..and we went Dunkin Donuts for the luckydraw-scratch and win thingy...so 1st, i draw...then i scratch..and we got 3 free donuts....so KIm gave me one...so thats about it la..special thanks to Kim,Manda.Li ying,Lu ting.reen,naim,lis[ah wei],renu,Phoebe,lilian,Lene,Michelle,Yee won[my sis],Eunice,Pao.and everyone else...oh, and of course...my parents!The gifts i got:

A pig which i name it Naim The Zewoo

A dog-a-bear i name Ericsson

A anime vcd collection,Shakugan no Shana

Ya..but those were nothing compare to what Someone else gave me...its the best gift i ever had...
God gave my friends and family that no one else will ever had...Quote Lilian"i apreciate you".... love u guys...and god bless you..and thats all for today...bye!

About meself

2008-08-24T04:54:00.000-07:00

1.If you could spend I ringgit in 5 minutes,what would u spend on?
Sweets!
2.What is your most favourite thing to do?
Sleeping
3.What kind of news do you read?
Front page news,entertainment,or those assault cases
4.What would you give up in return to eat all you want in the world and not get fat?
My fats...hehe..no la...umm...2 weeks of tv....just tv
5.Is there someone in your heart right now?
nope
6.Do you believe u can survive without money?
of course...i have friends n family...i may not have any $$$..but they do!
7.What are you afraid to lose the most?
my sense of humour
8.What do you feel like doing now?
Have a good laugh
9.If there's someone that you love,would you confess to him/her?
Think so
10.list out 3 good things of the person who tagged you.
Happy going,smart,dramatic[entertaining]
11.What are the requirements that you wish from your half?
Rich,good looking,loyal,funny,and many more...
12.What is the thing that makes you think he/she is bad?
Arrogant...like as if he/she is the most beautiful person on earth
13.Do you feel like killing someone at the moment?
Duh..guess who...?Norlia.
14.If you had to eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Dark chocolate
15.If you had a choice to be rich or happy, which one will you chose?
wow...it took me a long time to answer this...well...bye $$$ , i choose happiness!
16.If you have a chance,which part of your character would you like to change?
my laziness
17.Who is the person that you can share all your problems with?
friends and sis
18.Name one song and why.
Dangerous. cuz it keeps replaying in my mind.
19.What is the thing you love about yourself ?
my sense of humour
20.If you have a milion ringgit , what would you do?
First, go beauty salon for a hot body,then shopping , holidays and do a bit of charity...

Corruptness Test- Typewriter

2008-08-19T22:36:00.000-07:00

hei hei yo yo....wat sup guys...yesterday me, li ying , lu ting,and Kim went for an Add Maths Seminar...there we learned about tips on how to score for trials... until the teacher started talking about mariage.He said " do u noe that during the first 2 yearsof mariage is the best? cuz got no kids...so u can do anything u want....u know wat la..." Then we all started laughing.
Then he ask again..." u know wat is typewriter..?" we shook our heads...then he start his story..

Once upon a time, there was a couple....at 1st they were very happy...for they had a lot of "fun" ... until they had children...so, they decided that if they wanna have " ",they will use the password typewriter. so one day...the father told the daughter " go tell ur mom that i want to type letter.." since the daughter dunno wat does that mean...off she went to tell her mom. when her mom heard, she shook her head and said "tell ur dad he can't use the typewriter cuz got red ribbon".

One week later, the mom ask the daughter to tell her dad "tell ur dad can type letter de..." still the daughter did'nt nderstand wat it means..so she told her dad.." papa...mommy said that can use the type writer de..." and then her dad said "aioh...why so late only tell...i wrote the letter just now with my hand just now...."

do you get it...? if u don't...congrats...u are still pure and naive.... if u do....well...u know...

p.s. haha...Reen got it except the hand part...so she is half -half la..Lilian got it...[tu biasa lah...] and u can never guess who else got it...Shobana and Pao wei...

a Happy Post at last..

2008-08-14T03:05:00.000-07:00

Today is a B...e...a..u..tiful day! its Thursday and my class has pj...guess wat we play today...welll we start with warm up, Pn.Noreen asked us to jog along the 100m track..but u know we guys...whenever she's not looking..we will u-turn before we reach the end...then teacher asked us,"girls, what do u want to play today...?" Wan's gang( consist of Huda,Malyanna,Syaima, Khairunisa and Fateha) want to play Futsal..while Arul's gang( consisting of only Mishan and Shama) wanted to play bola jaring whereas my gang(consisting of Pao,Hazel ,Mimi,Debbie and Sithara) well had no idea wat to do..then someone said "hey, lets play Ayam dan Musang!" so we were like " ok...Mimi become de musang and HAZEL jadi de IBU AYAM !" so we line up in a row...and then all the laadedah thingy...watever...then mimi started catching us...it is so hillarious wei! its like...when u play this game usually the line of "ayams" will start to run...but because we have only 6 ppl to play...we started running around in circles! in the end we were exhausted...not because of the game...but because of the laughing! then we play another round..this time Hazel become the musang and we started to run in circles again..this time due to the "Musang" is sooo ganas..we had to dodge her like crap...Sithara was behind me...holdind my baju...suddenly...u can never guessed wat happenned next..."prraaak!" My green hse baju...wearing it for 5 yrs...tore on the shoulder then show la the bright blue bra strap...i'm like..."shiiit..."Pao Hazel and the rest started laughing....then we decided to play futsal...us 6 against them 6....at 1st i was the one running around for the ball like crap...then i got tired so i jaga gol pula....then..the ball wasrolling towards me Hazel shouted..."ei! kick the ball!" so...insuch a critical moment...i kicked the balll being a kaki bangku...i suck at futsal and this is my 1st time somemore...the ball kena force plus inertia and momentum all that crap...the ball flew upwards...full acceleration...together with my shoe....then it was all silence......until Hazel started laughing...she fell on the floor and was practically rolling there...together with the rest of them...in the end...we have no idea wat was the final score cuz we were to busy laughing....welll that was pj...

then it was physics...it was the best physics class i had...we were discussing on the past year question and suddenly we came to this unit problem Cik Hazlina gave us 2 choices then she asked.." ok, yang mana betul,atau dua pun salah atau dua pun betul..cakap...kang saya cubit nanti..." so at 1st Naim and i had no idea wat to do..then anidea strucked us at the same time! As they say...great minds think alike...we peeped though the answer....with that little help...we managed to get the whole class to belanja us BASKINROBINS hahaha...

then recess, after that we had moral...so MImi came and started to kacau Hazel and started calling Hazel's brother funny funny names so Hazel said"ei...u ahh...next time marry a singh..then u name ur son Sunday Singh and Monday Kaur...we started laughing..again..then this evil fella, started taunting Pao with the name "black Hole" cuz about some thing to do with Pao melepaskan gas beracun then her butt feels hot, got asap then have to use fire extingguisher,and then Pao's butt will have a kononnya "black hole"...something like that...so dumb right?so i decided to prank Hazel...earlier on we had been talking about Hazel being the next Aishwarya Rai that kind of stuff so...i use the old trick...paper,marker and tape please! unfortunately the whole of F.5 doesn't seem to have tape so i had to all the way to the seni room ... just to get tape...and this is what i wrote....

I'm Aishwarya Rai...come take my autograph!! In future i will name my son Sunday Singh and my daughter Monday Kaur...

yeah..i noe its a bit evil but we had fun! even the victim did...so coincidently teacher asked her to give out the papers to the whole class...so off Hazel go with that note sticking on her back..the whole class started laughing....then Sithara ask Hazel..."ei,Sunday Singh and MondayKaur ahh..?
then Hazel feel her back and took the paper...i laugh even harder...

seriously....today i laugh like there's no tomorrow wei...hope all the other school days are like that too!

Rewrite: The better version...

2008-08-08T02:23:00.000-07:00

ok, things had been confusing for me. A lot of changes had been made and i just ...well...i don't know...see!...thats wat i mean..confusion...it annoys me..really..yeah...whatever.. so, after having a session of "heart to Heart talk" with the teachers today, i had been thinking the whole day and yeah... they are right...no matter how much i despise that person, i should'nt like speak foul and crudely...it's cuz its totally contaminating me blog!So... i will try my best to not curse on blog cuz even its MY blog and i can say anything i want ... its open to the public and i don't want bad influence to happen here...

Anyway, lets get back to the main point, shall we?

Ok, so no more cursing...(seriously..it depends...if i'm pissed...I DON"T CARE! SO BE CAREFUL!!!)anyway..anyway...back to the critics...IT..hmmm...oh...ya.. is the most IRRITATINGLY PATHETIC-TWO FACE-GOOD-FOR-NOTHING-BACKSTABBING-...["Ahem!' no cursing!]......human..(no!)...animal..(nope!)....alien(no..too smart for her)...oh..watever...CREATURE...yeah,that what it is..until i can actually find something to call her..yup..that will be wat i refer her as....For those of you who don't know what had she done to make me hate her so...let me list it out...together with my comments about it..

1) "semua pelajar diminta membawa buku nota setiap kali ke perhimpunan..."
[don't be Stuupeed will ya..bring note books and wat.. write what u grovel every Friday?!
Which is like wat...30mins everytime u get a grab of the damn mike... puuhleeasee..save trees ppl!!]

2)" Kita kan perempuan..duduklah bersila..."
[Geting dumber by the week... eih?..why don't you try it ...huh..WAT..WE WILL HAVE TO SIT BeeerrSILA WHILE YOU COULD LABOUR UR FAT "AHEM..DON'T CURSE.."...BUTTOCKS..ON THE COMFY PLASTIC CHAIR!! i told you she was good for nothing..we are already tortured enough..sitting there for the 2 bloody hours...and now u want us to sit like that?! come on, use ur brains man...though i now first time is hard...i understand..seriously..i do...don't worry..u got me support!]

3)"kamu semua tahu tak misi sekolah..hai..tak tahu...apa misi kita..Convent terbilang 2010!"
[lame....i think we will achieve that misi on the day that she's gone...there is a god...]

4)" Kamu semua...kenalah jaga kebersihan skit...tengok..tandas sangat kotor tau..jadi..sekolah telah beli terompah..setap kali masuk..pakai tu.."
[man...will wonders never cease...1st of all...no one had actually want to risk their lives wearing wooden clogs into a wet toilet...u may slip and fall and DIE of concusion..]

5)"Kamu semua..kan pelajar Convent...kenalah kemas sikit..tengok tu...ish...rambut tu dah tutup mata dah ni!...Pinkan semua rambut tu..barulah nampak kemas..."
[i would have agreed with it...if i wanna be the next fashion disaster! Like..duh...she's trying to make us look like bald nuns who try to cover their baldness by colouring their hair black...seriously..or we might look like porccupines...with those pins sticking out of our heads..haiz...no worries..its not like we listen to her anyway...]

6)"Pelajar Convent ni...aktif sangat koko....kamu tahu tak..pelajaran bagaikan akar batang pokok...koko hanya bagai bunga yg menghiasinya sahaja..."
[ so u actually want us to turn into flowerless sticks like you...i have no comment on this..]

7)"pelajar Convent ni...pelajaran tak berapa memuaskan...sekolah terpaksa buat streaming..."
[like..Ngomong sama Punggung...ya'll...who the hell do you think you are...using us as guinea pigs for ur so called experiment...Hello! we are talking about our future here you...you...don't swear...don't swear...chill...chill..you Pig!!!! see...told ya i won't curse...]

Ya,with reference to the reasons above i end this post by strongly defending my stand...I so hate that rottened-heart Creature!!!!!With that, i rest my case.

Words from the bottom of my broken heart..

2008-08-03T23:22:00.000-07:00

i'm sure u all knew wat happened last friday... we got streamed, Although all of u get to stay, but there were some seperated...i cried, it was hard to accept the fact we will seperate... i console my self, its ok... most of my friends are with me... its fine...Until this morning...we were streamed once again.This time, i was devastated...everybody is going away from me... only Pao Eunice.Hazel,Arul,Yash.Naim and Shob is with me now...i can't believe it.Why? i asked myself.. how could this happened? I feel i'm stranded in a place of unknown... i just can't fit in... Although its only one and a half years, i will remember u guys forever...i will...because each of u has left a mark in my heart...

Amanda: Smart, drama queen, hilariously funny.
Charlene: Emo queen, innocent, naive,noisy, jacked princess.
Kim:Pain-in-the-ass-irritating(but enjoyable)
Chris: Suicidal case laughter, if laughing can make u rich, she's the next Bill Gates.
Reen:the longest calssmate i have(ever since i transfered since std 4), Painful, entertaining, nuts.

Li Ying: 38, gossipy(y do u think she's my BF?),noisy,allergic to physical contact.
Lu Ting:Not fat,crazy, my news satelite,slow.
Micheal:not fluent in any language, slow, Jacked Queen!
Lilian: another pain-in-the-ass(think its b'cuz got same b'day),entertaining,"rasional", jacker.
Flyn: maggot, evil, pure evil, devillishly evil..in other words..EVIL
Renu: Litreature fan(all hail lit!), potential prime minister, noisy.
Phoebe: sweetest of them all,blur,long eyelashes, straight, jacked queen.
Lis: entertaining, loud,nice set of teeth,kenajacked duchess.
Qian Peng: my Jordan supporter, shuffler.
Ida: Camera girl,another kenajacked Duchess,ex KP.
Azira: Crazy, Shuffler, noisy.
Pao Pao: Perasaan case , microscopic writing,38,fake(insider's secret)
Naim: Abnormal,loves singing(more like destroying) songs, miniature,Zewoo IQ.

And the others...i will never forget the experience we share together..happy,sad,angry,confused and so many more.I love u guys so much ....u guys rock the Universe! I just want u guys to remember every time i pray, i pray for u, everytime i laugh, i laugh for u and may God bless all of you....Muacks!

Its Alive...Its Alive !!!!

2008-07-16T03:18:00.000-07:00

I, the Angelic devil hereby announce that my blog has revived.Here i would like to thank my mom n dad 4 their sacrifice to get me a new comp.(actually,a new laptop, Sony VAIO)hehe..i decided to update my blog as soon as posible cuz i noe u guys miss my blogging right? [silence] of course u guys were ..what kind of a question is that...

ok, enough crap. lets get down to the latest ok?

ok...lets see...oh, ya, i shall talk about KIm's latest post...wanna noe wats wrong with it? ok, the story goes like this..KIm the Mastahh is having a collection of pets.. [ i noe,who wanna be the doofus's pets..right?] i don't noe either...it just happened. but that was not the main idea..ok.. as u refer to Kim's blog.. it states that Charlene was no.1 and Manda no.2 so i'm 3rd right? no..actually i was 2nd and Manda has got NO ranking k..? but Kim decided to promote her so she had toDEMOTE ME!! How could she..? Haizzzz..wat to do..life is unfair ..i wanted to runway too like Sue Reen but after Kim Had BEGGED me not to do it.. so whatever la.. at least she made Manda instead of someone else..so it ok cuz i noe Manda WILL TREAT ME WELL..right?[blink,blink (innocent style)]

S, folks, that all 4 today's update..stay tuned 4 the next hit..which will be

SUKMA-5 Intan vs 3 Berlian

p.s. just kidding don't terasa ok, Kim? Although i need to reminde u that u owe me a triple scoop BR , a Dark Mocha Frapachino and Dunkin Donuts.

Guiness World Records-3 minute in 7/11

2008-05-20T22:37:00.000-07:00

Today I would like to share with u guys a story. It is about me and ur master Kymmeh after we finished our lunch at secret recipe, i felt thirsty so we went to 7/11 to get a Big Gulp.i walked in.Then i noticed there were footprints on the floor.The man was mopping the floor and i just walk in dengan selamba je...never mind,then I went to the machine,F***! don't know how open the ice thingy....nevermind...sabar... then that monkey Kim decided at that time to stay outside...shit! I look at that thing....I look at Kim...she look at me...then she sigh...she walked in.then the worker saw me looking at that thing, so he told me "bukak je la..." Its not like i don't want to its just that i don't know how....so I decided to give 1 last try... it slides open! dumb ass...nevermind....then fill de then want to take cover to close.I tertook the slurpee punya cover then both kim and the man say...

Kim; thats slurpee one...
Man; itu slurpee punya...
At the same time ok?!like...wat the 'toot' and it all happens in just 3 minutes ok? damn...

In Mourning....

2008-05-20T22:22:00.000-07:00

First I would like everyone give a moment of respect to my ex modem.It was very hardworking and faithful to me.Now I would like to wish my modem to rest in peace...Amen.
And also I would like to inform you that my computer was very depressed and heartbroken now it has confirmed that it has AIDS which I had no idea how but yeah... its dying.It is now spending its last moments with me before it is taken away...

Inquisitive Charlene

2008-03-21T02:11:00.001-07:00

Introduction:Oh dear.. I have absolutely no idea how to start,but since "sexeah", "evil Flyn" and their master Kim had asked me to do this update,so here goes;

I'm from class 5 Intan,the most awesome and popular class in skol[like...duh...}=(bitchy tone)
Yeah...so i'm in the same class as kim,lilian,flyn,lis,reen,manda,phoebe,renu,chris and...(drums roll..) our main character for this topic..Charlene Tan Wei Ai!!I'm telling you,these guys are total madness and corruptness! and our dear Charlene could be so "naive" and yet inquisitive...let me play you a few scenes that happenned in our class this week;

Scene 1
It was a Tuesday school morning(yeah,just like the other boring Tuesday mornings) I can't remember which period was is it,manda,lis,and renu were not in class cuz got some debate thingy... but there was no teacher in class, so we were doing our own stuff...until Charlene asked;p.s. I wasn't really listening to the conversation at first so i think it goes like this...

charlene: Ei, how are babies made?
reen: eerrmm...like..through sex? Wat kind of question is that Charlene?
charlene:I noe,but how?
reen: wat you mean how? Ok,(with hand movement) it is the sperm gabung with the ovum then got baby lah...
charlene: that one i know..but how? How the sperm meet the ovum?
me n someone else(no idea who was it): swim lah...
Chris started laughing
reen: no,no,no...do backstroke..
everyone started laughing
Charlene:no...as in,how that thing reach the ovum?
lilian: no...you understand or not? when man and woman have sex , then this man will reach this maximum point you know ... its like when the fella release the semen that time...
me,phoebe,eunice,and kim exchange looks...how does she know all this stuff?
me: ei,lilian,how do you know all this?Damn pro la you...
Charlene: then how they have sex?Wan baby must have sex wan meh?
Kim: eerrm..charlene...ever heard of test tube baby and sarogate(sori no idea how to spell it) mother?
Lilian: no,most couples would want a baby through sex...even if terpaksa kahwin the guy will want also...
Charlene: why they wan have sex? wats so nice about it?
silence....everyone was like {eerrmm,charlene,how the hell do we know ...}
charlene: ok,ok..then how the sperm reach the ovum?
reen: no...the fella kan release the semen,inside got sperm kan? then the sperms swim through the uterus to the fallopian tube and meet the ovum la...
me: like...Charlene ,that was form three science,reproduction..remember?
charlene:Then how to noe got baby or not ?
Kim: it takes 1 week to know...
reen: one week meh...how?
kim: pregnancy test la...
Charlene:then if marry de don't wan to have baby then how?
reen: use condoms la...or eat those*****(sori , i forgot wat isit called de) pills la...
me: or the woman just cut the fallopian tube only la...
Kim: if man cut would be better...
Charlene:oohh~ok
me:charlene why you wan to noe about this anyway?
Charlene: just curious...

so thats scene one. Inoe wat u guys wan to say .ur goung to say why post these type of things right? u think its si memalukan right? Heeaallo~ this is like common knowledge ok?u've already learn it in form 3 . so wat if we talk about it ? as if you guys never wonder before ...ok,the next scene happenned this morning,which is friday.

Scene 2
it was the last 2 period of addmaths with Pn.Rohana...manda and reen were absent...teacher was teaching intergration then she asked us to try some questions....Then,suddenly;
lilian :ei, how do you pronounce I.X.U.S?
eunice:eek...sus...
phoebe: ya, ya eek...sus...
Charlene :[terasa]
lilian: You know the mushroom soup thingy...the camp...camp..thing?
Phoebe and Eunice: Its camp...bel
phoebe:but i pronounce it as camp...bell...
lilian: But got people pronounce as kim...ball...[looking at charlene]
Phoebe and Eunice: who?
lilian:
Christina laghs
Charlene: (defends herself),it wasa childhood pronounciation...wat u want to do lilian? open a pronounciation class is it ?
Laughters...Kriiiing....bell rings,time to go home.

and thats all from me today.p.s.hope no one fells hurt in this episode...if you do terfeel ...my apologies... but i don't mean to hurt anyone's feelings...just wanted to entertainu guys...k? PEACE!!!!!

Ohhhh...Samy Vellu...

2008-03-06T01:50:00.000-08:00

Yo ppl ! This is the joke i promise u guys. U'r gonna love it ! Enjoy...

Samy Vellu on pos laju;"BESOK KIRIM,HARI INI SAMPAI"

On TV when in trying to say he was ashamed,he said;"Kemaluan saya besar"

Samy said in a ceramah "Kita akan bina satu jambatan untuk orong-orong kampong disini",one pakcik asked "Datuk, sini takde sungai,buat apa bina jambatan?" and Samy gloriously replied "Kalau takde sungai,kita bina sungai!"

Whenever Samy opens his mouth it's always volume 10.Never see him talk softer..

Samy's favourite quote on national TV for the decade is this lah;
"Toll naik sikit,manyak marah saya.You ingat semua ini toll saya punya bapak punya kah!"

Semasa krisis air:"semua orang diminta jangan membuang aiyerr..!"
Tentang masalah sosial:"..orang-orang muda sekarang manyak suka hisap dada"
Semasa kempen derma darah sg.siput;"..marilah kita semua menderma dara.."

At an opening ceremony;
"mempersilakan Datin Paduka Rafidah Aziz naik ke pentas untuk membuka kain..."
commenting about his modesty;"sebenarnya kemaluan saya sangat-sangat besar"

When Malaysia's astronaut had safely reach earth , Samy said;"Astronaut kita telah selamat dikebumikan..."

PLUS=Pungut Lebih Untuk Samy
That's why Samy can use PLUS helicopter whenever he want.

Samy, you seem to be very popular.Everyone here seem to be taking pot shot of that rat sleeping on ur head.This is dedicated to you...

Kici kici lembu jaga,
sudah besar kerani jaga,
masuk MIC tol jaga,
kiri pusing kanan pusing jadi kaya

ada misai tarak janggut itu kucing,
ada janggut tarak misai itu kambing.
ada janggut ada misai itu taram singh,
tarak misai tarak janggut tarak rambut itu botak chin
TAPI itu tarak misai,tarak janggut,tarak rambut tapi taruh rambut itu kaki pusing.

p.s.if u can't understand the poem, read it again. Both are connected...